Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Happy Holidays! Happy New Year! Happy Free Book!

I know, I'm a day late and a dollar short, big whoop. Just letting you know that I've got a new story out for everyone who signs up for my mailing list!

My Twin And I Share Everything stars Katie and Kylie, and Katie's new hubby-to-be Sergio. Single Kylie is pissed off that Katie didn't tell her about her engagement, and feeling the hots for Sergio, so she decides to corner him one dark night pretending to be her sister. I won't spoil what happens next, but things quickly get very out of hand.

This is an exclusive story, so if you want it just click the link up top, or sign up with the thingie on the right, and a link will arrive in your inbox!

Beyond that, nothing much else to say. I'm resting up for the new year, and I hope you all are too. 2018 sucked, so let's agree to hog-tie 2019 and show it who's boss!

-Lea

Thursday, December 13, 2018

The Doldrums

Well, here we are again.

I'll apologize for the lack of content lately. Since about the end of October I've been fighting off a nasty case of bronchitis that I just this week got antibiotics for, which seem to be helping? So don't trust the Target clinician when they say it's viral. Or expect secondary infections to hit you when you're not looking. Either or. Fuck Papa Nurgle.

Writing while sick is not a super fun experience, because you are basically taking all the energy you'd usually have to generate words-on-page and using it to kill tiny little invader assholes in your body. And then you still have to write somehow. Add in day jobs, family obligations (especially around the holidays), and your general sleep deprivation, and getting the words down can be a problem. Especially if your writing is on the top of Maslow's hierarchy and you've got to worry about all that lovely bottom stuff that keeps you alive.

So! My Christmas BDSM special probably ain't happening, at least not this year. I will be releasing the promised twincest story to my mailing list by the end of the month, come hell or heavy snow, so if you're interested go ahead and sign up now - link's to the right.

I did finally go wide with Monstrous Seductions, which is now available at Barnes & Noble for Nook and on Kobo, if you're feeling nasty. (Oh, that Kobo URL is so beautiful.) I did not go through Smashwords, which I understand may be in the middle of a purge of some sort, but both publishers were pretty simple to work with so maybe that's not such a big deal, except for people who shop on Smashwords. I swear, FOSTA and SESTA will kill my monster smut career before it starts... Speaking of, if you follow my Tumblr you probably shouldn't bother anymore, I'm not up for dealing with their content filtering. My Twitter survives.

Annnd yeah, I think that's all the latest! I am not 100% sure what's coming next at this point, since I'm mostly focused on kicking the metaphorical tires and getting myself back into routine writing output. But once I do know, you will too. Happy Holidays!

-Lea

Sad dog picture sourced from Pixabay. I'm sure they're fine.

Friday, December 7, 2018

The First Time

Two hours before moonrise, Kate and Megan drive out of the woods and up a gravel road to the hunting lodge they’ll be staying at for the weekend. Kate parks the white Ford on a short patch of grass next to the front door and begins unpacking immediately. Megan gives the cabin a nervous glance as she gets out. The red-painted wood is peeling and shabby.

“Does your dad keep the place clean?”

“Him and his buddies,” Kate says, hefting a second bag out of the back. She’s all long toned limbs, their school’s queen of lacrosse. “It’ll be full of dead flies, but good news is that’ll give the spiders something to eat.”

Kate laughs at Megan’s expression. “I’m kidding! Come on and help me, I want to get the bags inside before dark.”

They unpacked the truck in short order, then Kate laid a picnic blanket outside on a flat spot and they enjoyed the subs they’d picked up from a gas station on the way up. After that they sat together, looking down the hill toward the forest, Kate telling Megan stories about fishing with her father as the sun slipped lower.

Megan saw deer, two of them, making a slow strut along the edge of the trees. “Do you think anyone else is around here?”

“Nuh-uh,” said Kate. “Hunting season won’t start for a couple weeks. No one’s around for a few miles right now.”

“I hope so.” Megan feels Kate’s hand on her back and smiles, lifting her arm and clasping her hand at her shoulder.

Kate’s watch chimed. “Oop,” she said, looking down. “Time to get ready.”

Kate nonchalantly lifts her sweater over her head. Megan jumps to her feet and steps away. “What are you doing?”

Kate looks up at her confused, her bare skin glowing in the dusk. “What?”

“No no no, I’m not doing this.” Megan starts walking away, her steps quick. She hears Kate calling her name and runs into the cabin, ducking into the nearest bedroom and slamming the door behind her. She drops to her knees with her back to door, and in seconds she can hear Kate pounding on it. Megan wraps her arms around her chest, feeling herself shivering uncontrollably.
“Megan? Hey, Megan, I’m sorry,” Kate says. “I wasn’t thinking. Are you okay to open the door?”

“No,” Megan says. She needs a few moments to speak again. “I don’t want to do this anymore.”

“Okay, that’s fine. But I don’t want you to stay locked in there, okay? It… it wouldn’t be good.”

Megan doesn’t say anything. The seconds draw out until Kate speaks again.

“Listen,” she says. “The first time I did this… I was alone. I didn’t know what was coming, I didn’t know what had happened. It was pretty scary.” Megan’s head thumps against the door. “The next morning, I was a mess, and sometimes I’m still not over it. I want you to have better memories, okay?”

Megan sniffs, dabbing at her eyes. “Can I have a blanket?” she manages.

“Huh?”

“I think it would help.”

“Oh. Oh! Okay, hang on.” Megan hears Kate walking around. “Got it. It’s on the knob. I’ll be outside, okay?”

“Thanks.”

Megan waits until she’s sure she’s alone, then opens the door a crack and pulls the blanket inside. It’s flannel. She removes her clothes, trying to suppress the feeling of her hair standing on end, and wraps the blanket around herself as quickly as she can.

She takes a deep breath, counts to ten, and walks outside. Kate is sitting at their impromptu picnic, waiting for her. She’s wrapped a blanket around herself as well, her clothes neatly folded on the ground next to her.

“Sorry,” Megan says, as she sits down.

“Don’t worry about it,” Kate says. “I should have thought.”

They sit beside each other a bit longer as the sun nears the horizon.

“There it is,” Kate says, pointing. The edge of the moon is just peeking over the trees. “Not much longer.”

“Will it hurt?” Megan asks, an icicle of dread piercing her heart.

Kate shrugs. “It doesn’t for me. Now.”

Megan shudders under the blanket. Kate reaches over and squeezes her knee. “Whatever happens, you’re not going to go through it alone,” she says. “I promise.”

Megan takes Kate’s hand, leans over and kisses her on the cheek. “I know,” she smiles. Now Kate blushes, and Megan giggles.

The moon crests the horizon.

“Oh,” Megan says, as a warm wave of air washes over her. Her form ripples like pale light on waves, and then she was… shorter. The blanket was an unwelcome weight on her fur, fur that felt like it had always been there. She shook it off, new muscles flexing under her skin.

Megan looks at Kate, who grins back at her, tongue lolling out. Instinct drives Megan to sniff at her, and when she smells friend-love-safe she nuzzles at the side of Kate’s neck. Her tail wags behind her, and Megan wants to laugh at the feeling even as it seems perfectly natural.

Kate’s ears prick up. She looks down the hill and barks. Megan can smell it too now, something to run after.

The two wolves fly down the grass, the moon shining brightly on their fur as the forest welcomes them in.

This was a flash fiction piece written for Moonlight: A Queer Werewolf Anthology. Out of 150 submissions, alas! it did not get in, so I'm presenting it here for your entertainment. Not my usual smut, but I hope you enjoyed it, and check out my Books and Stories page for more of my fiction.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Review Corner: Creed and Creed II

Greetings all! First post of my new blog schedule and I am late. It is a sad.

I made plans today to see Creed II with my dad, so I figured I'd better see Creed first and watched it this weekend. I'm not a huge Rocky fan, although I've got the gist of the movies, and I ended up watching Creed on my phone while juggling other errands, but I've got enough to give a pretty fair review.

Monday, November 19, 2018

Cutbacks Everywhere

Hey y'all, just letting you know that I'm going to be going to a once a week schedule on my blog. I'm proud of posting twice a week in October but it wore me the hell out, and between that and being sick I haven't been able to work on actually writing stories in two weeks. And I think that's what we all prefer I be doing!

As of Saturday I officially have viral inflammatory bronchitis (what a wonderful phrase!), but I should be past the evil contagious phase and the cold that it came with has mostly faded off, so I should be able to cough my way through a story soon. Also planning to give The VVitch a watch soon, so keep an eye out for my review. And after that I'll be getting back into my project management series.

As always, check out my smut catalog if you have the time, and leave a review if you enjoyed it!

-Lea

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Lea Bravo's 10 Rules For Short Smut Writers

I don't have time to do 69, but your characters might.

1. 
The reader is your customer, not a mark. Don't scam them.

2.
You are writing short smut for money. That doesn't mean you can't have a blast writing it.

3.
Always try to improve your craft with each new story. If you're not on deadline.

4.
First, second, and third person are all fine, just try not to forget which one you're using.

5.
Do enough research that you don't look like an idiot. This can include watching porn.

6.
If you use anything from real life make damn sure you file all the serial numbers off.

7.
Get up and take a walk occasionally. Bring a notepad in case inspiration strikes.

8.
You can totally get some good writing done while a YouTube playlist is running on a second monitor, but try to stay off Twitter.

9.
Vary up your verbs enough so that it's not all thrusting and moaning. Also people are really down on the word "moist" for some reason.

10.
It's not mandatory to like sex or to have had sex before you write short smut, but getting turned on by your work is a good sign.


You can find more of Lea Bravo's work on her Amazon author page.
Copyright 2018 by Lea Bravo.

-Lea

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

R.I.P. Stan Lee

What else is there to say? A man, a myth and a legend have all passed in one go. May his creations continue to bring joy and excitement for many years to come.

Fin Fang Foom, created by Stan Lee.

Thursday, November 8, 2018

Linkfest of the Plague God

You know what's not sexy? Snot monsters. *sniff* Not sexy at all.

*searches for Nurgle rule 34* I stand corrected.

I've been working on typing up a story between plagues, and some background efforts, which hasn't left much time for blogging. So instead of a treatise on the finer points of vampire hygiene, help yourself to a list of some quality reads I've been looking at lately.

Books


The Traitor Baru Cormorant, by Seth Dickinson: I've been rereading this to prepare for The Monster Baru Cormorant, which I'm now super late on starting, so hopefully I can finish this first book up soon. Still a very good fantasy story, with what remains a unique take on war, governance, and the evils of colonization.

I also flipped through How to Best Optimize Blog Posts for SEO, by Rachel Thompson. It's full of tips that look like they'd be a big help on the blog - I just have to find time to try them!

Blog Posts


Taco from Trello shared quite a few good reads in this week's newsletter. There's one that explains why you need to say 'no' at work sometimes, another that offers advice on why we keep switching productivity methods (guilty!), and a post about 'mental load', the scourge of assumed responsibilities.

News


*tosses holy water everywhere* *then gasoline* *lights a match*

Although it is worth noting we now have a Congressman who's into Bigfoot erotica. If you're reading this, Representative Riggleman, welcome! I'm sure I'll get to him eventually.

That's all for now. If you want more to read, check out my author page, and help me fight the menace of Amazon deleting reviews for no good reason.

See you next week!

-Lea

Monday, November 5, 2018

Review Corner: Castlevania

Welcome back, vamps and vixens! We're past Halloween, the after-action report is posted, and it's time to get back to doing what I love, which is sexy monsters. And hoo-mama has Netflix provided some sexy monsters.

I'm talking about Castlevania, of course! The second season dropped recently, and I've already binged my way through it to give you an unbiased review... ha, no, I just love the show, so fuck unbiased.

SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON ONE AFTER THE JUMP

Thursday, November 1, 2018

The October Experiment

Don't mind me, just hanging out in my Tharja duds.

Happy Halloween!

October was a pretty experimental month for me. (Minds out of the gutter, please!) It was the first time I published a collection of stories right off, without publishing them individually first. That also happens to be my longest book ever (probably). And it was the first book I published without putting it into KDP Select.

This month also marked the first time I made a concerted effort to market my book using my blog, social media, and other websites. And it was the first time I tried using a paid marketing service.

So how did I do? Well, here's what my sales looked like in September:



And here's how I did in October:



Which, relatively speaking, looks like a success to me! In terms of my sales October was a downright record breaker.

That said, the month wasn't an unqualified success by any means. But, I think I learned a few things about marketing and how Amazon works. And now, I'm going to share them with you, out of the goodness of my little black heart.

Amazon Loves Launches


Publishing a book on Amazon is by far the biggest marketing bump you can give it, at least for free in the small smut market. I'm not sure how Amazon's algorithms work exactly, but new releases are definitely favored for at least the first week. It's how super-productive smut writers make their cash, by releasing books often enough to make sure that Amazon keeps them front and center.

Which I'm not up to taking advantage of yet! But I have other plans, precious, yesss. Point being, when you publish a book, make sure you're prepared to promote it first so it can get off to the best running start possible. (This sounds really obvious. Hrm.)

KDP Select Is For Your Back Catalog


My sales for Monstrous Seductions were quite a bit better than any of my other books at launch, and I think this came from not enrolling the book in KDP Select. Every other book I've published has gone straight to Kindle Unlimited, and while they've gotten reads consistently, none of them ever got this number of actual sales. And when you're selling stories at my length, reads don't really help as much as you'd like, but sales are cash money.

So I'm going to make a simple recommendation: don't enroll your books in KDP Select at launch. If you want to go that route, give your book some time for your initial sales to slow down, then enroll your book when you're ready to run promos with it and start picking up those sweet page reads people swear by.

By the way: Monstrous Seductions will never be on KDP Select, because most of it is already free to read right here on my blog! Which means I can't put the book into KDP Select without Amazon getting all huffy.

(The one story that isn't on the blog, Wolfsmead, is a follow up on Bette and Veronique's story, so you'll have to buy the collection if you're interested. I like those two. I may keep them around.)

Free Samples Draw Traffic! Not So Much Sales


I did a lot of promotion for Monstrous Seductions, most of which consisted of posting stories from the book on my blog, Literotica, and Reddit. Out of the three, my blog got consistent traffic, Literotica got me some good feedback, and the Reddit post landed like a hardened turd. As far as I can tell none of them drove any sales to the actual collection.

I do recommend consistent blogging to help build up an audience, but as a way to drive short-term sales, not so much. Literotica isn't a bad place to get feedback on your shorter smut, they run the occasional contest, and you won't be barred from publishing for profit, but the site isn't designed to attract customers.

One other thing: I did another giveaway of some of my creepier back catalog through KDP Select. And I said I wouldn't do that again! But I was weak. And generous. And weak. I did pick up forty new readers, but once again I can't recommend doing this to get paid sales of anything. On the other hand, FUN FACT: giveaways do raise your rank on Amazon, and because of that I can now call myself a Top Ten Bestselling Erotic Horror Author! *confetti*

You Get What You Pay For


The biggest disappointment of the month came from a paid promotion I ran through a promotional Twitter account. I won't name names, but at 12,000+ followers I expected, you know, at least one sale from a week-long promotion. What I ended up with was about 100 RTs of the ad (pretty much all on the first day and last day), some new followers, and zero sales.

Part of that was my own fault: I didn't write Twitter-specific ad copy, and the parts of my book blurb that the promoter used couldn't have helped anything. Part of it, I think, was that the ad linked to a page the promoter set up rather than Amazon, and I doubt anyone wanted to click through to my book.

I will say the promoter was completely courteous and friendly to work with, exceeded what I expected of them, and for the price I can't complain about what I got. But I will have to think twice (and do some research) before running any paid ads again, just to make sure I've got some indication the ads will be effective for me.

Conclusions And Future Efforts


Based on what I saw this month, the best way to make money writing smut is to publish new content weekly. If you can do that, good luck and God bless!

Since I can't, I'm going to pursue some other efforts this month. First, I'll be giving away my most taboo story ever to anyone who signs up to my mailing list. You'll hear more about that when it's ready.

Next, I'll be setting myself up with some other publishers, and seeing how Monstrous Seductions does wide. I'm sure some people aren't tired of Halloween yet! I'm not sure how I'll address KDP Select going forward, but for now everything I have in there is going to stay in there, so check it out if you have Kindle Unlimited.

The rest of the month I'll be using to produce new content, here and elsewhere, because it's certainly a good month for it. As long as you keep reading, I'll keep writing!

-Lea

Monday, October 22, 2018

Snow, Glass, Apples, and Notes on Lusting for Monsters


Snow, Apple

I'm switching things up today and, rather than post one of my own stories, I'm providing a link to Snow, Glass, Apples by Neil Gaiman, which is a horror retelling of a certain old fairy tale (skin pale as snow, lips red as blood). It's not erotica, but if you know the tale you're familiar with Prince Charming's proclivities, and Mr. Gaiman is too...

Begging the question, why do we want to fuck monsters?

Maybe fifty years ago that question would be worth a quick laugh or an ugly look, but we're living in the new millennium where Edward Cullen and Sookie Stackhouse have come and gone, and that sensualist rogue Lestat is over forty at this point. Hell, even Bram Stoker's musty collection of diaries managed to evoke a certain appeal to the Count and his brides that drove poor Lucy Westenra wild. And further back, before Frankenstein's sad creature vowed vengeance on humanity, what did he seek?  

Answer: a wife.  

So it's nothing new for people to be attracted to the creatures that bump and grind in the night. But where does the instinct come from?  

Maybe it's transactional, like the witches dallying with Old Scratch back in the day. After all, if you can't beat the monsters, join 'em. Anita Blake sure did.

But a lot of folks seem less interested in becoming monsters and more interested in, well, coming with monsters. Perhaps it's the appeal of the bad man and the lady of sin: beauty outside the mundane, outside the conventional morality. Walk and dance and fuck where the wild things are, and if the wild things get to be too much to handle, well then you shouldn't have strayed from the safe path, huh?


Or maybe there's a certain pang in the chest that comes with loving the accursed and afflicted. Belle didn't care much for the Beast's macho posturing, or his big, hairy slabs of muscle (mmm), but love bloomed when she found the kindness hiding underneath. Not that they ever consummated anything until he changed back (that we know of...).  

Or it might be the little charge one gets at the thought of being ravished, of being willingly taken by a thing more powerful, more intelligent, more dangerous than you are or could ever be. The part of us that welcomes the incubus and the succubus at night, the one that longs for the vampire's kiss, the werewolf's bite.

Because the monsters are seductive, frightening, captivating, exciting, and ultimately, safely fictional.

 
Maybe.

-Lea

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Project Management for Smut Writers, Part 4: Process Groups and Knowledge Areas

Today we're going to talk about the sexiest areas in project management: Process Groups (mmm), and Knowledge Areas (ahh!). These are two overlapping ways of grouping and categorizing processes within a project.

What's a process? Glad you asked! A process is a project management activity that takes one or more inputs and, using appropriate project management tools and techniques, produces one or more outputs. An input can be pretty much anything: an idea, a JPEG, a pile of unedited copy. An output, on the other hand, should either be a deliverable or an outcome, which is helpfully defined as the end result of a process.

Think of it this way: you need to make a cover. Your input will be a cover image, a font, a title, and your pen name. (If you're making a physical book add a couple of blurbs and a description of what the book is about.) Your desired output will be a cover for your book. And the process will vary, but it will probably include opening a book on color theory, firing up GIMP (or Photoshop if you're feeling nasty), scaling, typing, adjusting, swearing, etc. Easy peasy!

So now that you know what a process is, let's talk about Process Groups. A Process Group is "a logical grouping of project management processes to achieve specific project objectives".1 It's basically a way to organize a bunch of similar processes in a way that makes sense across different projects. The PMBOK (remember the PMBOK?), defines five Process Groups:

Initiating Process Group: Processes "performed to define a new project or a new phase of an existing project by obtaining authorization to start the project or phase".2 For a new or self-publishing author, this can be as simple as having an idea and deciding to write it! For more established authors, this might involve a phone call from an editor who wants to commission a work-for-hire book or an article.

Planning Process Group: Processes which establish a project's scope, refine its objectives, and/or determine what needs to be done to attain a project's objectives. This is going to include outlining, character sketches, and world building, but it will also involve stuff like researching a genre and its conventions, pitching (if you're not self-publishing and you don't need a completed manuscript first), scoping out the book's costs (if you are self-publishing), and similar activities. You can certainly write a book without doing any of this stuff, but if you want to sell it then guess what? You get to do it all afterwards!

Executing Process Group: Processes related to doing the damn work, or per the PMBOK Guide, "processes performed to complete the work defined in the project management plan to satisfy the project requirements".3 This includes your first draft, your final draft, and all your edits, including the stuff you get from your editor. For self-publishers this also means writing your blurb, picking keywords and genres, assembling a cover, book formatting, and the other fun details.

Monitoring and Controlling Process Group: Processes "required to track, review, and regulate the progress and performance of the project".4 This includes identifying any places where the project plan needs to be changed, and initiating those changes. This is all the behind-the-scenes work your reader is never going to see: tracking your daily word count (if that's your thing), meeting deadlines, delivering chapter samples if you're working with a publisher or editor who requires it. Edits sorta-kinda fit here, in part: finding a point where a major revision to your plot is needed, and determining what needs to change, fits here, especially if it changes an agreed-upon word count, but actually making the edits goes right back into Executing.

And, lastly:

Closing Process Group: Processes "performed to formally complete or close the project, phase, or contract".5 The End, but not the end of your manuscript. This is delivering your final draft to your editor/publishing and having them accept it, making sure you get paid your full advance, and actually seeing your book on the bookshelf. It can also mean kicking off the grand follow-on project called Marketing, but that's really Initiating for a separate project, odd as that might seem.

So that's the official Process Groups. Can you stick with me for Knowledge Areas? It'll be a while before I get back to this, and I wouldn't want to leave you hanging.

A Knowledge Area is "an identified area of project management defined by its knowledge requirements and described in terms of its component processes, practices, inputs, outputs, tools, and techniques".6 In other words, it's another way of categorizing project processes, this time by the skill set that's needed to complete them.

There are ten - ten! - Knowledge Areas, so I'll keep this brief:

Project Integration Management: identifying and coordinating processes and project management activities. Basically, managing the project.

Project Scope Management: making sure a project includes all the work required to complete the project successfully, and doesn't include any additional work that's not needed. If you've ever had a short story threaten to turn into an epic fantasy trilogy, you know why this is needed.

Project Schedule Management: everything you need to do to hit your deadlines.

Project Cost Management: keeping your project under budget, and also getting the money to fund your project. You'll be amazed what costs can crop up when you're writing a book, and this Knowledge Area is all about keeping them under control.

Project Quality Management: includes "the processes for incorporating the organization's quality policy regarding planning, managing, and controlling project and product quality requirements, in order to meet stakeholders' expectations".7 You're thinking editing, right? I know you're thinking editing! It's not just that, though, it's also about making sure you can read that scribbled note from 11:30pm you wrote before bed, and checking to make sure your eBook looks good on a phone and a Kindle and a PC.

Project Resource Management: determining what resources you'll need to complete a project, and then getting them and managing them. By the way, when you see "resources" think "stuff and people". As a writer, unless you're well down the career track, it'll mostly mean "stuff".

Project Communications Management: includes "the processes required to ensure timely and appropriate planning, collection, creation, distribution, storage, retrieval, management, control, monitoring, and ultimate disposition of project information".8 Which is a lot, even if you're not working with anybody!

Project Risk Management: planning for any risks (backup your work), planning your response (download your backup), and monitoring risk (how likely is Dropbox to go out of business?).

Project Procurement Management: determining what needs to be done to purchase or acquire products, services, or results from outside the project team. Hiring a cover artist, an editor, or a website designer are three pretty big examples.

Project Stakeholder Management: this is identifying who has an interest in a project, for example you, your editor, your agent, and your publisher; figuring out what their expectations and impact on the project are; and developing strategies to engage with them effectively. If you're in a position where you have to do this, then it's probably one of the most important things you have to do. (And by the way, your readers? Not stakeholders. Not unless they commissioned the work directly.)

Phew! That's a lot for one post, but I wanted to get it all out of the way.

Hopefully that will tide you little project managing authors over for a bit, because next month will be all monster smut, all the time. To tide you over until then, feel free to check out my author page. Just about everything is free to read with Kindle Unlimited, and reviews are always appreciated!

What's Elvira's line again? "Pleasant screams..."

-Lea

1. A Guide To The Project Management Body Of Knowledge (PMBOK Guide), Sixth Edition. (Newtown Square, PA: Project Management Institute, 2017), 23.
2. PMBOK Guide, 23.
3. PMBOK Guide, 23.
4. PMBOK Guide, 23.
5. PMBOK Guide, 23.
6. PMBOK Guide, 23.
7. PMBOK Guide, 24.
8. PMBOK Guide, 24.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Review Corner: The Cabin at the End of the World, by Paul Tremblay

I was introduced to Paul Tremblay's work by Stephen King, which is about the strongest recommendation a horror author can get. A Head Full of Ghosts was his first book that I read, and I found it incredibly disturbing, dealing as it does with a family falling apart and a very disturbed teenage who may or may not be possessed. Based on the title, I thought A Cabin at the End of the World might have a slightly less personal scope that would be easier to take.

I'm an idiot.

The Cabin at the End of the World follows husbands Eric and Andrew and their daughter Wen, who are vacationing in the titular cabin. One day four strangers bearing odd weapons show up looking for help to, quote, save the world, and things rapidly go downhill in apocalyptic fashion. Saying much more about the plot would spoil the book.

Tremblay's strengths lie in writing believable characters in bad situations, and setting up situations where you're never quite sure whether something supernatural is actually happening or not, but either option is horrifying. He manages both here with aplomb. Right until the end of the book, it's an open question whether the titular end of the world is actually happening or not, and while the evidence does start to tilt one way it's by no means definitive.

The characters also stand out, and while they fall into some horror movie idiocy it's well justified: Andrew is an atheist with a history of being violently assaulted by bigots, so he rejects everything the strangers say immediately. Eric is a Catholic and more inclined to listen, but he's concussed early on, which prevents him from effectively defusing the situation.

The strangers are also fairly well characterized, some more than others. It's clear none of them are happy with what they have to do, but they either can't or won't stop, and it's never clear which is the case. You'll feel bad for some of them, others not so much, and that's going to change quite a bit for you by the end of the book. And Wen is a believable and likable young child, as anyone who read A Head Full of Ghosts would expect, although as things go bad she gets a comparatively smaller role as a point of view character.

Thematically the story falls pretty heavily against God, if he's present at all, but it might also be a book about the tragic horror of severe mental illness, or the dangers of a family coming apart at the seams. Again, similar to A Head Full of Ghosts, but with the weights of the themes juggled around a bit.

If there is a weakness to the book it's that the cabin doesn't exude any particular menace as a setting - it's just a cabin. The isolation plays its part in events, but the book focuses much more on the growing tension between characters - admittedly, probably the best choice.

I'd recommend this to any horror fan looking for a good read with a lot of tension. Whether or not there's a supernatural element in events, the horror here is all too human.

Thanks for reading, and if you liked the review, be sure to check out my Author Page on Amazon!

-Lea

Thursday, September 20, 2018

New Book Day! Cheater's Wedding Night Out Now

After a short delay (that's okay KDP, happens to everyone), my new book Cheater's Wedding Night is now available on Amazon, and free to read on Kindle Unlimited! Huzzah! *throws confetti*

This story is about Dan, his new wife Kelly, and her best friend Lana, whom Dan's been sleeping with behind Kelly's back. Or so he thinks, moo hoo ha ha. Naturally, sexy hi jinks ensue on Dan and Kelly's wedding night.

This was my first stab at writing sexytimes like Judy Kemp does in A Bouquet of Gardenias. It is one of the hottest and most sex-filled books I've ever read, with a unique voice I haven't encountered in any other erotica, so I just had to give the style a try. Your call whether I succeeded or not!

And, obviously, this is not my usual monster smut, but I've got plenty of that coming in October, with details coming soooooon...

-Lea

Monday, September 17, 2018

Review Corner: The Black Room

I warned you, damn it.

The Black Room is a 2017 horror film starring Natasha Henstridge of Species fame. You are probably interested in the film for that reason, so I regret to inform you that she's one of the only women in the film who doesn't get naked at some point.

Still here? Okay...

The gist of the plot is: newlyweds Paul and Jennifer move into a house whose basement is haunted by an evil, horny demon. Technically it's a side room in the basement, although it's not actually Black, just very very dark. The previous tenant was keeping it contained with a dinner plate (yes really) until the demon gave her 18+ granddaughter a wet dream and she died enforcing Morals. Anyway, it's not long before the room starts eating people and possesses Paul, and Jennifer has to put a stop to it.

This isn't a bad premise for a horror movie, and to be fair if this were an early '90s movie the effects and gore would be pretty solid. The demon's not great when you see it, but it mostly stays off-camera and lets its mutilated victims provide the gross-out factor.

The sex scenes aren't bad either, and what makes this movie stand out to me is that the filmmakers weren't shy about cranking up the fan disservice: there are at least three scenes where the sex and the monsters overlap, and they're the standout scenes in the movie. (I didn't lie about Natasha Henstridge keeping her clothes on, but she does turn in some quality heated scenes. Aren't you glad you stuck around?)

But one big problem with the movie is that Paul and Jennifer (and really the rest of the cast) act like a parody of a Lifetime original movie couple, as seen on a television in the background of a soap opera. There's almost no chemistry between them, and the movie is best watched while intoxicated and/or in the mood to mock the hell out of their relationship disintegrating because Paul gets possessed in the first twenty minutes and Jennifer doesn't notice!

And that's the other big problem, the movie basically runs on having Jennifer be completely oblivious to everything going on around her. It is immediately clear that something is wrong with Paul, but Jennifer either ignores it completely or just gently remonstrates him for being an ass. A character literally has to grab her and explain the whole plot for her to understand there's a problem, with an info dumping flashback that would kill the film's momentum dead, if it had any.

Overall, the film's worth watching if you remember renting bad horror movies because they had a great cover on the VHS box, and you've in a mood to be amused and occasionally squicked. And it's on Netflix, so it probably won't cost you anything extra.

Sure ain't no Species, though.

If you enjoyed the review, be sure to check out my books! They're all free to read on Kindle Unlimited, and The Ritual: A Futa Coven Story features a botched summoning of a horny demon, so at least I'm on theme. :-)

-Lea

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Keeping You All Abreast

(Get it? 'Cuz I write erotica, and society conditions us to find boobs sexy, so... fuuuuuck, maybe I do need sleep.)

Just checking in to let you know how things are going. I planned a movie review but I don't want to do two reviews in a row, also I'd have to watch The Black Room again and I'm not sure my soul is properly fortified. (Drinking movie of 2017, folks.) If you'd like to see a movie taken down a peg, I watched a fantastic takedown of Joel Schumacher's Phantom of the Opera movie from Lindsay Ellis this morning.

Right now I'm doing final edits and making a cover for my next book, which will be out by the end of the month. It's contemporary erotica which just might have a happy ending, so: well outside my comfort zone! But I'm proud of what I've done with it so far.

And don't fret, I'm also working on some spooky sexy stuff for October. Not going to go into details yet, but watch this space! Autumn and Halloween are some of my favorite times of the year, and I want to make this one special.

In my spare time, I've been tweaking the keywords for my current books with KDP Rocket. I don't think I'm quite competent to review it yet, since I've only used it for three books so far, but I will say the interface is easy to use and intuitive, which is a big plus right off the bat. Also, it's still available for a one-time payment. Given the number of subscription-only keyword tools online, I'm very pleased.

And keywords aren't the only thing I'm tweaking! The image up top is the new cover for my Temple of the Seducer series, available on Kindle Unlimited. I wasn't entirely happy with the image reuse on my original cover, and I'm very pleased with how this one turned out. If you give it a read, be sure to leave a review!

Until next time,

-Lea

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Review Corner: Hex, by Thomas Olde Heuvelt

Welcome to Review Corner! This will be where I review books, movies, etc. that I feel like talking about, because what else would I do?

Hex, by Thomas Olde Heuvelt, is a horror book that was originally published in Dutch, but translated into English and released here because it is, frankly, a pretty awesome book. The translation is excellent, and I didn't notice anything wrong or jarring in the text.

The book centers on the town of Black Spring, a small town in the Hudson Valley that is cursed by a witch. Literally, there is an immortal witch wandering around town, wrapped in chains and with her eyes and mouth sewn shut. You mess with the Black Rock Witch? Ya dead. You let her loose? Ya dead. And if you happen to live in Black Spring and you leave? Ya dead.

Because of the potential body count, the town's leaders keep a tight lock on Black Spring, including preventing anyone from leaking information about the witch outside the town limits. Naturally the younger generation, who are into YouTube and the Tweeters, don't take this well, and the let's say medieval punishments the town council metes out get things escalating to a really bloody conclusion.

There's a long tradition of witch panic stories in American literature, and this definitely falls within that tradition, even though the book is Dutch. While it's set in the modern day, the isolation of Black Spring under its curse effectively sends it back to the time of old Salem, with all the paranoia and trapped hopelessness one would expect. Otherwise intelligent, compassionate people become panicked and make bad decisions, making things worse and causing more mistakes. Cruel people are empowered, and everything goes to hell.

What makes Hex stand out, though, is the Black Rock Witch herself. While it becomes clear very quickly that the witch is dangerous, she's also an old woman who's been bound and left to wander in horrifically pitiful conditions. Heuvelt never allows the reader to become entirely certain of her, alternating between moments where she's sympathetic, sometimes ridiculous, and sudden bouts of violence and malice. And we never get an objective description of her, as she's always seen through the eyes of characters who very much assign their own ideas to her actions.

"If you like Stephen King books..." might as well be a cliche, but if you do, or you're just a fan of horror or witches in general, Hex is definitely worth checking out. And if you ever find out Heuvelt's little secret, do let me know?

Also, tell me if there's any books or movies you'd like me to review here, and if you liked this review, maybe give one of my books a quick read!

-Lea

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Project Management For Smut Writers, Part 3: Basic Project Management Concepts

I'm going to switch gears for this post and talk about some actual project management concepts and how they pertain to writers. I know you're all super hyped to hear more about how I'm micromanaging Trello, right? Well, sorry, I've got some knowledge to unpack for y'all.

First off, what is a project? It's one of those terms that seems obvious until you start thinking about it, right?

A project is defined as "a temporary endeavor undertaken to create a unique product, service, or result".1

The key words there are "temporary" and "unique". A project does one thing, it has a specific beginning, and it has a specific end. So, publishing a book, writing a blog post, or doing a podcast episode are all forms of projects. For that matter, so are getting set up on Amazon to publish, migrating your blog to a new web host, and trying to figure out why the audio was so screwed up on your last podcast. All projects! Even if they're simple enough that you don't think of them that way.

Every project is aimed at fulfilling a specific objective by producing one or more deliverables. An objective is defined as "an outcome toward which work is to be directed, a strategic position to be attained, a purpose to be achieved, a result to be obtained, a product to be produced, or a service to be performed"2. A deliverable is defined as "any unique and verifiable product, result, or capability to perform a service that is required to be produced to complete a process, phase, or project"3.

You just skimmed that, so here's an example: a project to publish a book (the objective) will result in  a finished manuscript, a cover, and a set of keywords (the deliverables). Deliverables can, obviously, last beyond the scope of a project: your book doesn't just vanish because you succeeded in publishing it (although it might feel like that sometimes).

From the capitalist busy business standpoint, projects drive change and enable business value creation. Each project moves a business from one state to another. If you publish a book, you now have an additional book on the market that requires care and feeding (marketing). If you fix the audio problems on your podcast, your next podcast maybe won't sound so bad. And, each project returns some benefit to its stakeholders (usually you), in the form of time, money, or goods. So that book on Amazon generates revenue, or your improved audio quality might convince a new sponsor to advertise on your podcast.

Obviously you're not going to just stop at one project, unless it's like a miracle unicorn project that meets all your life goals in one fell swoop. (If it does, share.) That's where programs and portfolios come in.

A program is "a group of related projects, subsidiary programs, and program activities managed in a coordinated manner to obtain benefits not available from managing them individually."4 For example, if you're writing a series, each book in that series is a project, and the marketing for that series is a project, but the work for the series as a whole could be considered a program.

A portfolio, on the other hand, is "projects, programs, subsidiary portfolios, and operations managed as a group to achieve strategic objectives."5 In other words, your entire writing business could probably be considered a portfolio, encompassing all your published work, your blog, your podcast, what have you. If an editor at a big publishing house talks about her portfolio, she probably means the set of authors that she's working with.

The benefit of understanding these concepts is to change the way you think about your writing. Every book is a unique crystal formed under titanic pressures no one else could conceive of, but it's also a project you'll be working on for a fixed amount of time. And if every book is a project, you can start to develop ways to plan for them that you can reuse from one book to the next. That's time saved, and time saved is more time to write in.

Thinking about your portfolio isn't a bad idea, either. If you consider everything you do as part of an overall strategy to earn you fame/money/your great-aunt's love, you can consider how each part is working to benefit that strategy, and ultimately you. It may not mean you change what you write, but it might affect how you present yourself and your writing. Or, it might actually change what you write. You do you.

That's just an introduction to a wide range of concepts that are all contained within The Project Management Body Of Knowledge, or PMBOK. Years ago, project managers being the sort of people project managers are, a bunch of them decided to form a collection of standard terms, concepts, recommendations, and rules that would guide the field of project management, forever and ever, amen. If you've ever heard of the PMP, which stands for Project Management Professional, then understand it's a certification for people who understand the PMBOK, put it into practice, and contribute to building the lore.

Anyway, I think we'll stop here for now. Let me know if you like this sort of thing, because I'm happy to keep going. And don't forget to check out my books!

-Lea

1. A Guide To The Project Management Body Of Knowledge (PMBOK Guide), Sixth Edition. (Newtown Square, PA: Project Management Institute, 2017), 4.
2. PMBOK Guide, 4.
3. PMBOK Guide, 4.
4. PMBOK Guide, 11.
5. PMBOK Guide, 11.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

A New Look,and Thoughts On Going Wide

Hello, and welcome to the brand new blog! Well, it's the same blog, but I've redecorated a bit, including by purchasing a shiny new domain at http://www.leabravo.com. So long, .blogspot URL!

At time of writing things around here are still in flux, but the important bits are that I've set up a bibliography page listing all of my books, and a handy form to sign up for my mailing list. Check the navigation bar between the lovely undead lady and this post! I expect I'll add a few more pages before I'm done, so be sure to check back every once in a while.

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I've been thinking lately about "going wide", which when it comes to self-publishing these days means getting off of Amazon as your sole marketplace and selling books through other distributors, like Barnes & Noble's Nook store or Smashwords. Amazingly yes, Amazon doesn't dominate every aspect of eBook sales (yet)!

The advantages and disadvantages are pretty obvious. Going wide puts your book on more shelves, virtually speaking, which means a better chance it gets in front of more readers, which leads to more sales! On the other hand, it means formatting and managing your book on three different storefronts, which is a not-insignificant amount of work.

The other disadvantage, in my case, comes from Kindle Select.

If you're not familiar, putting your book in Kindle Select puts you in the Kindle Unlimited program, which lets people read your book for free if they're signed up. And you get paid! Not much these days, because people scammed the page system without mercy, but still something. The disadvantage is that Kindle Select books have to be exclusive to Amazon, and breaking that agreement gets them reeeally upset.

So as I consider going wide, I have to consider if it's worth leaving Kindle Select. Which, obviously, means checking how much I'm actually making with Kindle Select. So I have to dig into some spreadsheets.

How To Figure Out How Much You're Making With Kindle Select 


This is what a typical KDP payment report looks like. You will note there are a lot of numbers that aren't at all helpful for what I want. (Right-click and View Image if you're curious, but the figures aren't all that interesting.) So I have to massage the data to figure out how much I'm making from Kindle Unlimited page reads, compared to actual book sales.

The first thing I do is add two new columns: one tracking what percentage of each payment comes from Kindle Unlimited, and one for sales. To get the numbers, for each payment I divide the listed earnings for Kindle Unlimited reads by the total earnings. That number goes in the Kindle Unlimited column, to two decimal places. I subtract that number from 100 to get the percentage of my earnings from book sales. I'm sure there's an Excel function to do all this easily, but I hand-jammed the numbers for these columns.


So now I know the ratios for each payment, but I need to know my actual earnings. Again, I add two new columns, one for Kindle Unlimited earnings and one for sale earnings. This time I just go to the top column and use the PRODUCT function:

=PRODUCT($P2,$R2)

That multiplies the total earnings value in column P with the percentage of earnings from book sales in column R, which gives me the earnings from book sales. Then I click on the lower-right part of the cell in the spreadsheet and drag down, which auto-fills the rest of the column with the same formula, adjusted for the row it's on. Much easier than hand-calculating! I do the same thing for the column for Kindle Unlimited read earnings and end up with this:


Now I just total up the sales, and I've got my answer!

In my case, it turns out a little over 20% of my earnings this year have come from Kindle Unlimited. That is not an insignificant amount of money to give up, even though I still need to review a few details and see if that's because of actual reads or a few glitches that seemed to add 500-page chunks to my earnings. But, at this point, it's also little enough that even getting one or two sales a month on another platform would probably make up for the loss of page reads.

Kindle Select makes you sign up for 90-day periods, so I don't exactly need to rush to decide what I'm going to do. I'm still definitely tempted to support other platforms, though. Maybe let me know in the comments if you'd be interested?

-Lea

New header image courtesy of Depositphotos.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Temple of the Seducer, Now In Bundle Form!

Happy New Book Day to me! *confetti*

Actually this isn't so much New Book Day as New Bundle Day. That's right, I've bundled up the entire Temple of the Seducer series into one easy-to-digest Kindle book for your consumption, at a delightfully reduced price.

You like gorgon sex? There's some of that in there, and yes a blindfold is involved. Like the idea of getting squeezed by a busty lamia? That's in there too. Getting oral from a hungry spider-woman? Yep, there's some of that. Size queen witches, horny ghosts, sex magic-happy mummies, and well-endowed Frankensteins with the serial numbers filed off... they all make an appearance.

If any of that sounds like a fun time, go check the book out! It's only $4.99 for seven sexy stories, and if you've got Kindle Unlimited, it's still free to read.

And hopefully all that will tide you over until my next naughty story is ready. Because folks, it's going to be a juicy one.

-Lea

Monday, July 30, 2018

New Book Day! Heat of the Harpy


Well it's been longer than I would have liked, but I finally have a new book out! Heat of the Harpy is my latest fantasy monster story, although not necessarily tied to my Temple of the Seducer books (feel free to make up your own mind about that). It's about what happens when a young man, Kev, finds himself entranced by a beautiful creature, one that's far more dangerous and lustful than she lets on. Here's an excerpt:

At last the fair man spotted Kev in the crowd and gestured for him to come forward. "And this last creature, gentles, is a true rarity, taken from the peaks of the Shattered Mountains. If you will but draw the curtain back, good lad, and keep your distance!"

Kev grinned, sure he was in no danger, and drew the curtain back. He jumped anyway when a piercing shriek sounded, and something slammed into the bars of the revealed cage with great force. Kev stumbled, and ended up falling on his backside to the amusement of the fair man. The rest of the crowd didn't seem to notice, riveted by the cage's occupant.


Kev looked at the cage, and his eyes widened. The being within appeared to be a woman, taller than any man Kev had ever met, but her skin was a bright, fiery red. She wore a sackcloth that preserved her modesty, but her bare limbs were long and well-muscled, and displayed her unnatural character fully. Her human-like legs ended just below the knee, becoming black, bird-like talons with three toes. Her hands were clenched fists gripping the bars, and the nail of each finger was a thick onyx talon, wickedly curved. 


Red and dark orange feathers sprouted from her forearms, matching the feathers that crowned her skull, giving the appearance of a thick mane of hair, and she had a pair of large wings that sprouted from her back, bound in leather straps and pinned behind her. But it was her face that drew Kev's attention.


It was human, and yet not. Her eyes were large and a luminous yellow, with inky black pupils that darted from side to side, taking in the crowd. The bones of her face were sharp, and she had a long nose that didn't quite hook at the end. Her teeth were bared in a fierce scowl, and Kev saw that her canines were long and sharply pointed.


"Behold the harpy!" the fair man shouted, raising his arms high.


The harpy's eyes fixed on Kev, and he felt his heart seize in his chest, barely hearing the fair man's patter, or the rising applause and shouts of the audience. Those luminous eyes were the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen, and they seemed to draw him in, showing him a depth of suffering and sorrow that he'd never imagined. He thought of soaring through the sky, the beautiful sky he'd toiled under for so many years, and then felt the weight of chains and nets dragging him down, down onto the cold, unfeeling rock.


And there's a taste! I had a lot of fun writing this one. Aside from being a stand-alone story, it was nice to stretch a little bit in a new setting with a new creature.

Heat of the Harpy is free to read on Kindle Unlimited. If  you like it, please leave a review! Reviews gooooood. And hopefully my next story, a contemporary piece for a change, will be out sooner rather than later. Happy reading!

-Lea

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Project Management for Smut Writers, Part 2

Welcome back, all! Last time I was here I talked about project management. I've been modifying my writing process to optimize it a bit more than not at all, using Trello to keep myself organized. Since then I've refined things quite a bit, so I figured I'd give you an update.

First of all, I've created a dedicated Writing board to track my different projects. Previously I had them listed in a list on my personal To-Do board, but that wasn't cutting it for me. Now I have things broken out into books in progress and ideas I haven't started yet. I also have a list of published books, which includes Amazon links for each book so I can do my advertising posts quickly. And I have a list of reference links in case I get time to, y'know, improve my craft.


The in progress entries are important, because that's how I'm tracking my work. Any time I manage to get some writing done or any other work, I just throw down a comment listing what I did. Easy!



So that's my writing board. I'm also still maintaining boards for each project I'm actively working on.

Disclaimer: 19+ year old farm boy.
Here I keep track of what tasks I need to do, but I also generate what is basically a scene block-out. Each card is a scene, and I write down what I want to happen in the details for each one. I'm still massaging this a bit - I can probably move to labeling scenes instead of moving them between lists. Also, I was tracking my work here, but it was too much trouble to break up my word counts between scenes, so I moved that to the Writing board.

So far I'm okay with this setup. I am getting a bit frustrated with Trello's interface - it's not as responsive as I'd like and the click-through to do what I want is a bit high. Still better than Project! (Ask me about my Project 2016 license if we ever meet in a bar. Then duck.) Once I get my system stabilized I might go looking for another solution, but for now I'm staying with it.

For the record I've completed a full 7,000 word short story draft since I got going with this system two weeks ago, and have written about 2,000 words on my next project. Some of you might think that's slow, but not me! Seriously, this is pretty speedy for me. Stop... stop laughing.

Ahem. Aside from writing I've been taking a PMP class - think I mentioned that - and it turned out to be an exam cram - didn't mention that - so basically worthless in terms of mastering the project management craft. But I am learning of a lot of things and I hope to share more with you all as I go.

Oh and once the Amazon Prime Day strike is over, remember to check out my smut. I'm hoping to get my harpy story out by the end of the month and then I've got a really steamy contemporary story in the works. Ciao!

-Lea

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Project Management for Smut Writers, Part 1

Hey, check out the new author picture! I commissioned it from @monidraws on Twitter and she did a swell job on it. :-)



I'm done being on break after finishing off the Temple of the Seducer books, so I'm taking a couple of days to try and get my writing process in order before I move on to the next round of books. My process up until now has been:

1. Pick something to write.

2. Jot down notes on what I need to do.

3. Faff about.

4. It's been a month.

5. Panic, go to 3.

6. How did this story get done?

7. Wait a few more months.

8. Edit.

It's... it's not a great process. -_-"

I managed to get my butt in gear for the Seducer books (woo *confetti* woo), but now that I'm done with them I'm falling back into old bad habits I need to break.

The biggest one is that I'm super bad at making myself write when I've only got a few minutes to work in. I tend to write only after giving my brain a solid 30 minutes to an hour to sink into what I call... nothing... the point is I dawdle and then I don't get anything written.

So I'm going to follow some excellent advice I've read repeatedly and never quite properly followed! And that's to get everything down that I need to do, in advance, so when I have time to do it I can jump write in without sitting in the grip of a paralyzing fear of whitespace for two hours. And then maybe I can start setting up some deadlines and stick to them. Miracles happen!

Enter the PMP class I'm taking later this month...

If you've never dealt with Microsoft Project it's a God-awful piece of shit software program you should avoid at all costs unless someone's paying you to use it, in which case it's the super-useful industry standard. (Damn it Microsoft.) My day job is paying me to take a class on project management so I'm familiar with the basics, but I wouldn't dare use Project to try and manage my writing.

I decided to give Trello a try because it's free and it works on all my bits and bobs. I started off by making some to-do lists, found the interface acceptable, and started loading up book projects.

First step was to make a template project I could copy easily for new books. Trello sorts itself into "boards", so each project (book) is a board. Here's a screen cap of my first attempt:


Seems pretty reasonable at first glance (the color looks better live, I promise), so I copied the board and entered the info I had already for my "next" project ("next" implying I don't randomly shift focus):


Already I can see some problems. I'm going to need a reference list to keep track of any info I need that isn't tied to a scene or a task. Also I should have somewhere to put tasks I'm done with. But that ends up being a lot of lists, so I decide to use Trello's label feature to mark the difference between scenes and tasks so I can pick them out at a glance.

Now the project template looks like this:


Better! Now I don't have to break my neck browsing lists, and I can move the cards around to sort stuff that's important to the top. I'm keeping the drafted list because otherwise I'm going to have a lot of stuff lingering in to-do, but I might change that to labels a la Scrivener.

(Why am I not working in Scrivener? Because I've tried that repeatedly and it always goes fiddly on me and ends in tears. I'm resolved this time to keep the writing bit separate from the project management bit, and see if I have better luck. But for what it's worth, Scrivener does support the gist of what I'm doing natively so you're welcome to try it there.)

Now my next step is going to be getting all my current book projects listed out, then make boards for the ones I'm planning to work on, get the steps together... and get writing! As long as I can get an hour to work on it tomorrow I think I'll be fine. Plan on seeing an update by Friday this week.

-Lea

Friday, June 22, 2018

At Series End, A Free Book!

IIIIT'S OVERRR!!!

As of last week my fantasy erotica series, Temple of the Seducer, is up in full on Amazon, free to read for Kindle Unlimited members, please go ahead and check it out!

This is my first time attempting to write a series... or if I'm honest, my first attempt at writing a series that got past the first part... and my first time completing a series. Temple of the Seducer also marks my tenth (10th!) published work on Kindle, so, a lot of milestones here!

I'd like to thank everyone who gave one of the books a read. Knowing that people were reading these really helped me finish the series. Honest! Thank you.

Anyway. To belatedly mark the occasion, I'll be putting Gaze of the Gorgon, the first book in the series, up for free, today only. Go ahead and give it a read, and if you like it, check out the rest of the series! I can say stuff like that now!

And with that, I'm off to my dark rest to come up with more smut to write. Moo hoo ha ha.

-Lea

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Quick Thank Yous

First, proud to announce I crossed the $20 sales mark for the first time this month. Woooo! So thank you to everyone who's been buying my smut. :-)

Second, I've got this blog linked up to my Goodreads profile now, so if you friend me there you'll automatically get kept up to date on my posts.

Speaking of, thank you to whoever's been entering my books into Goodreads! I'm pretty lazy about that stuff so I really appreciate it.

Lastly, I've come out with two new books since my last post, Lust of the Lamia and Bound by the Spider Queen. These are more parts from my Temple of the Seducer series, parts five and six respectively. Part seven will wrap the series up for now, and I'm hoping to get it out next week, so stay tuned!

-Lea

Friday, June 1, 2018

Getting Sexy with SEO

(Note: not a tutorial! But I'll throw in some links to a few tutorials I've been using.)

So I've been a bit frantic (for me) over the past week, releasing THREE (count 'em) new stories in the Temple of the Seducer series on Amazon, which are totally free to read on Kindle Unlimited. If you enjoy sexy stories featuring monsters and adventurers getting down and dirty in dungeons, you will probably enjoy these.

The first book, Gaze of the Gorgon, is still up, and I'll go ahead and link the other three right here:

The Ice Spirit's Embrace: When young alchemist Tomas and his adventuring companions seek shelter in a cave, Tomas is separated and trapped in the tomb of an icy apparition. She may be beautiful and lustful, but her touch means a quick, frozen death.

Tomas isn't a fighter, and he isn't a mage, but he does have a few concoctions up his sleeve to warm the ice spirit's frosty soul. But the ghost isn't satisfied with a simple embrace, and Tomas may not be equipped to fill her needs...

Bewitching the Abomination: Salome Spellweaver: adventurer. Mistress of the dark arts. A beauty worth dying for, with arrogance to match.

When a pitched dungeon battle goes wrong, Salome finds herself held captive. Shackled and powerless, she's locked in a cell with a flesh golem: an enormous necromantic construct, built in the form of a hulking brute of man.

Luckily, Salome knows how to handle herself around big, strong men. But even if she can charm the beast, she might find he's too much for her to handle...

The Mummy's Resurrection: Don't split the party! Oops, too late...

Pieter Goldeye, professional thief, isn't sure why he let himself get talked into this dungeon raiding nonsense in the first place. So when things turn bad, he bolts as quick as he can. Too bad he didn't see the pit trap...

Ankhanafer, ancient priestess of the Seducer God Qa'asp, has lain asleep for uncounted millennia. Now a thief has disturbed her repose. He'll be dealt with, but Ankhanafer still has a use for his life essence, and she knows exactly how to get it.

Maybe Pieter will even enjoy it. He always wanted to go out with a bang...

I'm in the middle of editing the next two books in the series, with more to come. Along the way I'll also be indulging in a bit of sexy, sexy search engine optimization (not actually sexy to me, but if it's your kink enjoy and well wishes!).

Looking over Amazon I found out about erotica keywords, which seem like kind of a big deal. (I knew about keywords :-P just not these keywords.) I've also been reading up about a few tips and tricks to make my books easier to find on Amazon, so I'll be tweaking some of my blurbs and keywords to see what happens.

I've also been looking around at new fonts that might work well for covers. Always love new fonts! Allura looks pretty nifty, as does Great Vibes . This guide also has some pretty nice fonts (shout out to Optimus Princeps!).

Beyond that I'll be reading up on the subject, but most of the books I've found so far are... a bit more technical than I'd like? If you have any good recommendations, feel free to post 'em up in the comments.

And that's about it! If you'd like to keep up to date with me, I'll be posting the releases on Twitter @leabravowriter, along with general life updates and smutty pictures from other people.

Alternatively, feel free to sign up for my mailing list! I'll be posting new releases there as they come (not more often than weekly - you don't want spam and I don't want to write spam), along with any deals I run on my work.

I do have a Tumblr page as well... it is a bit bare bones right now because I'm still learning the app, but I expect interesting stuff to start appearing there soon. I'll let you know as my grip on social media tightens. (Mua ha ha ha.)

-Lea

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

WTF How Do Marketing?

I'm in a weird position right now where I have a short story on Amazon that I'm not marketing at all because I wrote it for a contest, and I intend to do a full-blown marketing blitz once I know the results, but I don't know the results yet so I'm keeping my mouth shut about it until the results come out, which might happen next Monday if there aren't any more delays. Maybe. You'll be the first to hear about it, whenever something happens that qualifies as "it".

And this non-marketed book is still somehow the best-selling thing I've got on Amazon!

 If you'd like to help me rectify that last, my new story Gaze of the Gorgon is now live on Amazon as well. It's an erotic fantasy story that I'm hoping to turn into a series kick-off, although how fast that happens depends on how well this first story does, m'yeah?

In other news I am drunk and not as good as I thought I'd be at Dragon Ball FighterZ.

- Lea

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Sales Report 2017

Welcome to 2018! The air is cold, the President is out of his mind in a slightly more amusing fashion, and I have officially been in business for a (calendar) year now self-publishing short smut on Amazon, as inspired by books with titles like "The All-New Six Figure Erotica Author", "How To Write Erotic Short Stories That Sell", and "A GUIDE TO MAKING $100 AN HOUR WRITING EROTICA SHORT STORIES AND SELLING THEM ONLINE"!

One would expect that I'd be rolling in the dough by now and looking at a retirement villa someplace warm! So how did I actually do?

Drumroll please...

Total books sold: 3

Total pages read: 247

Earnings: $1.57

And so ends the first year of the Great Self-Publishing Experiment. Not exactly an overnight success story. So now that I'm actually publishing erotica, what have I learned from this first year?

Publish Publish Publish: I only managed to get one book to market this year, and one book does not make money in the short smut market. So I'm not exactly surprised that I flopped out of the gate. This year I fully intend to put a LOT more stories out on KDP, so: maybe join my mailing list so I can keep you posted! Assuming Mailchimp doesn't yank it out from under me first, ha ha ha *sigh* 

Editing is Hard: Almost all of my time was spent on rewriting, rather than first drafts. If there’s one thing I need to improve on it’s getting edits done faster. These shouldn't have been hard edits to get done, but finding time to actually sit down in do them... well. Two kids and a furbaby are not exactly conducive to proper editing, is all I'll say. But I need to get better on this. 

Always be Marketing: The only time I got sales when I wasn’t spamming Twitter with my book was on Christmas Day, for some reason. I try not to make my Twitter feed a constant yammering of book links, but they do work, a bit. I'll need to come up with a proper strategy for marketing this year. 

Price Right: $2.99 is good for royalties, but people aren’t buying short smut at that price and my sales dropped to 0 the whole time I had my short priced at that level. Save it for collections. 

On the good news front, I've started off the year with a new book out! The Bridesmaid's Fertile Curves is up on Amazon for just 99 cents, and free with Kindle Unlimited. Please leave a review if you check it out! And I've just finished outlining a trio of tales about a hapless young Italian man, his fiancee, and her jealous twin sister that, God and my brain willing, should be out later this month. But for now I'm going to spend a bit of time looking for darling Dahlia on my Switch. 


Happy New Year! 

-Lea